Tag: politics
group name: laugh
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October 11, 2008 10:57 AM EDT --
My eldest daughter is always helpful. She knows her mother is awfully confused by politics. Last night, being the considerate girl that she is, she sent me this flow chart to . . . more
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February 01, 2006 10:35 AM EST --
MOUNT OLYMPUS – The inhabitants of this mythological mountain community were up in arms today following a declaration of war made by President George W. Bush in his State of the Union Address on . . . more
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February 23, 2006 09:08 AM EST --
WASHINGTON – The president sought to appease critics of his decision to outsource port protection to a U.A.E.-based firm today by canceling the deal and transferring the contract to a sizeable offshore . . . more
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February 12, 2006 05:24 PM EST --
WASHINGTON – Thousands of satire writers from across the U.S. spontaneously dropped dead today following a hunting accident involving Vice President Dick Cheney.
While no medical reason has been . . . more
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February 17, 2006 12:01 PM EST --
BOSTON – The conservative Christian wing was dealt a heavy blow today in their quest to constitutionally ban gay marriage when it was learned that homosexuals had discovered the secret handshake . . . more
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September 13, 2006 09:40 AM EDT --
Did you know that humans produce one kilogram of carbon dioxide each day, just by breathing? Scientists are generally not concerned by this fact as plants absorb enough CO2 to accomodate normal human activity. . . . more
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January 10, 2007 03:49 PM EST --
Now that the new year has started, the President has flexed his executive muscle by claiming the right to open our mail. I’ll admit that when he decided to eavesdrop on our phone calls I was . . . more
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March 23, 2006 08:01 AM EST --
NASSAU, Bahamas. Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice, a potential candidate to replace retiring NFL Commissioner Paul Tagliabue, today told reporters that she will instead leave her post in . . . more
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October 24, 2006 04:34 PM EDT --
In typical disingenuous blaming others for one's own sins, Mike O, who probaly only read the title of my previous posting, accused me of hateful misrepresentation of what Bush's mouth and mouthpiece . . . more
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May 15, 2006 12:23 AM EDT --
What I've Learned So Far... Today
Your Daily (Almost) Dose of Satire
May 13, 2006
One of the most common bumper stickers seen on the road in the past year or so reads, "Don't Blame Me, I . . . more
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February 16, 2006 10:28 AM EST --
SEATTLE, WA -- The conservative war on the largest threat to the American family continued this week, as the organization Concerned Women for America (CWA) took offense to a string of coffee cups being . . . more
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February 15, 2006 10:36 AM EST --
Flags are cool and all, but here at mental_floss, we pledge allegiance to America's greatest brains--and to the innovations for which they stand. In the March/April issue, we've chosen our favorite . . . more
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May 29, 2006 05:29 PM EDT --
Your Daily (More Or Less) Dose of Satire
Almost two years after the contentious 2004 presidential elections, friends and supporters of Senator John Kerry are working diligently to set the record straight . . . more
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November 01, 2006 11:53 AM EST --
BOSTON, Massachusetts. Democratic Party leaders descended on Boston's exclusive Louisburg Square neighborhood today as they seek to put out the fire started by comments Senator John Kerry made to his . . . more
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March 10, 2008 03:16 PM EST --
ALBANY, New York. Crusading New York Governor Eliot Spitzer today demanded a complete investigation into his involvement in a prostitution ring, saying he would not rest until he had determined . . . more
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January 03, 2007 09:35 PM EST --
After an all-Republican government that inherited a budget surplus has turned the United States into a debtor of the PRC (etc.) has lost its majority in the House of Representatives, . . . more
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October 04, 2008 09:42 PM EDT --
Colonel Possum’s Recession Chronicles (previous episode):
The $700 Million Dollar Chicken Ranch
“Who’s this one? She’s pretty like Sage*,” Big Molly sat on a kitchen barstool . . . more
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May 25, 2006 11:09 PM EDT --
What I've Learned So Far... Today
Your Daily (More Or Less) Dose of Satire
George W. Bush, commenting on the situation in Iraq to a joint press conference during his two days of talks with British . . . more
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October 12, 2008 03:52 AM EDT --
Colonel Possum’s Recession Chronicles (previous episodes):
The $700 Million Dollar Chicken Ranch
One Hour and Thirty One Minutes of Recession Relief
“Colonel, do you know much . . . more
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December 11, 2006 01:15 PM EST --
Teacher Arrested at JFK Airport
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> NEW YORK-- A public school teacher was arrested
>today at John F. Kennedy International Airport as he
>attempted to board a flight . . . more
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