Tag: humorous
group name: laugh
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January 06, 2007 05:48 PM EST --
I saw something similar to this a year ago for 2006. This was posted on a website with no author given.
1. Your reason for not staying in touch with family is because they do not have e-mail. . . . more
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January 05, 2007 11:19 PM EST --
I have seen this one before and thought it funny. When I got it again in an email I thought it worth sharing.
The Pastor Entered His Donkey In A Race And It Won. The Pastor Was So Pleased With The Donkey . . . more
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January 06, 2007 11:28 AM EST --
I enjoyed these when I found them posted on a website.
March Planned For Next August
Lingerie Shipment Hijacked--Thief Gives Police The Slip
Patient At Death's . . . more
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January 10, 2007 11:43 PM EST --
When I looked at this email I got a laugh out of it.
Now that I have your attention!!!
Last night, my friends and I went to a Strip Club.
One of the guys wanted to impress the rest of us, so he pulled . . . more
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December 19, 2006 01:36 AM EST --
"It's that time of year to take our annual senior citizen test."
Exercise of the brain is as important as exercise of the muscles. As we grow older, it's important to keep mentally alert. . . . more
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December 31, 2006 02:50 PM EST --
Another one from my email.
A man boarded an airplane and took his seat. As he settled in, he glanced up and saw the most beautiful woman boarding the plane. He soon realized that she was heading straight . . . more
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January 01, 2007 07:48 PM EST --
When I saw this one in a email I thought it was cute.
A bakery owner hires a young female clerk who likes to wear very short skirts and thong panties. One day a young man comes into the store, glances . . . more
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September 24, 2006 04:44 AM EDT --
This happened just outside of Breaux Bridge, a little town in the bayou country of Louisiana, and while it sounds like an Alfred Hitchcock tale, believe me, it's real.
An out-of-state traveler, we'll . . . more
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December 18, 2006 01:56 PM EST --
This sounds typical to me. It was posted on a website with no author listed.
When you take a long time, you're slow.
When your boss takes a long time, he's thorough.
When you don't . . . more
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January 12, 2007 10:01 PM EST --
This is hilarious. I just found it in my email.
Sung to the tune of the Beverly Hill Billy's.....
You gotta sing it!!!!
Come listen to a story 'bout a man named John,
A poor ex-marine with . . . more
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January 01, 2007 10:11 PM EST --
I’m going to run out of my backlog of emails soon. I thought these were funny.
What a Way to Go!
A cardiologist died and was given an elaborate funeral. A Huge . . . more
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January 09, 2007 09:17 PM EST --
Does this hold true. It made me wonder when I got it in an email.
When you are dating... ...Farting is never an issue.
When you are married... ...You make sure there's nothing . . . more
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December 16, 2006 09:35 AM EST --
I have heard some on this list before but not all. It contains enough humor to share.
Your sweetie says, "Let's go upstairs and make love," and you answer, "Honey, I . . . more
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December 06, 2006 02:26 AM EST --
Hey some of these make some sense. I got this in an email.
1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time....
I know where my watch is pal, where the hell is yours? Do I point at my crotch . . . more
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January 02, 2007 09:50 AM EST --
I found this on the Internet. The link is provided below.
Drill three holes in it, knock off the edges and use it as a bowling ball.
See if the local food bank will take it. Don't . . . more
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December 08, 2006 12:28 AM EST --
When I saw this one I felt I had to post it. It came in an email.
When you occasionally have a really bad day, and you just need to take it out on someone, don't take it out on someone you . . . more
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December 05, 2006 02:28 PM EST --
When this came in an email I had to share it.
Law of Mechanical Repair: After your hands become coated with grease your nose will begin to itch or you'll have to pee. . . . more
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December 07, 2006 10:23 AM EST --
A friend calls and says "How are you? Your phones have been busy for a year!"
You forget how to work the TV remote control.
You see something funny and scream "LOL, LOL."
. . . more
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December 13, 2006 12:50 AM EST --
From Tom Pressly:
Men Are Just Happier People...What do you expect from such simple creatures?
Your last name stays put. Thegarage is all yours. Wedding plans take care of themselves.
Chocolate . . . more
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December 14, 2006 11:28 AM EST --
I just got this in an email.
Do you realize that the only time in our lives when we like to get old
is when we're kids? If you're less than 10 years old, you're so
excited about aging that . . . more
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