Tag: humor
group name: laugh
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July 30, 2006 01:59 PM EDT --
Last fall, Avon Corporate made a power play. The hell with serving half the world! We're applying phallic logic! They printed thin glossy catalogues featuring items like battery-operated nose hair . . . more
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May 17, 2006 06:12 PM EDT --
A reader gave me a supportive comment on a piece I wrote recently and I went to bed feeling good. I woke up this morning and I still feel good. After my first cup of coffee and habitual log on to Gather, . . . more
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July 25, 2006 08:16 AM EDT --
KANSAS CITY, Mo. It's 6:30 p.m., and Anson Myers has a looming deadline for the thrice-weekly column he writes for the Kansas City Star. He hasn't written a word yet, but he doesn't appear . . . more
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July 30, 2006 11:18 PM EDT --
Two years ago my tomcat, Jeff, ate my green parakeet. I bent over, into the white wire cage, changing poop-splattered newspaper, and wiping the manzanita perches with a warm soapy washcloth. I didn't . . . more
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April 11, 2008 10:45 PM EDT --
Someone sent me this....had to share. It's too cute!
Well, Girl Potato and Boy Potato had eyes for each other, and finally they got married, and had a little sweet potato, which they . . . more
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April 19, 2006 02:56 PM EDT --
Oh dear, what shall I do
My Gather Points went down to two
Hundred, it's not enough
I say things are tough
Perhaps Tom Gerace I should woo!
Now Dean is really upset
And Hannah's taking . . . more
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September 04, 2006 09:36 PM EDT --
What Religion is Your Bra?
A man walked into the ladies department of a Macy's and shyly walked up to the woman behind the counter and said, "I'd like to buy a bra for my wife.
What . . . more
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September 07, 2006 10:22 AM EDT --
An old man was sitting on his front porch down in Louisiana watching the sun rise. He sees the neighbor's kid walk by carrying something big under his arm. He yells out "Hey boy, whatcha . . . more
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March 24, 2007 11:39 PM EST --
You don't care where your spouse goes, just as long as you don't have to go along.
Middle age is when it takes longer to rest than to get tired.
By the time a man is wise enough to watch his . . . more
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April 14, 2008 01:03 AM EDT --
It's Tax Time!! Here are some helpful tips to save you time and stress, direct from my cousin Ricky who worked for Burger King as a cashier for eight months and is excellent with numbers!!
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May 13, 2008 12:04 AM EDT --
I sent mom a dozen roses, a box of chocolate covered cherries and the DVD "P.S. I Love You". She thinks the actor in it is hot (fell in love with him in "Phantom of The Opera"), . . . more
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December 17, 2006 10:45 AM EST --
A Parable Explaining Why Hunters Shouldn't Be Doctors
Elmer Fudd and his buddy Sam are out in the woods hunting wascally wabbits...when suddenly, Sam grabs his chest and falls to the ground. He doesn't . . . more
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January 06, 2007 05:48 PM EST --
I saw something similar to this a year ago for 2006. This was posted on a website with no author given.
1. Your reason for not staying in touch with family is because they do not have e-mail. . . . more
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August 14, 2007 04:17 PM EDT --
President Bush, First Lady Laura and Dick Cheney were flying on Air Force One. George looked at Laura, chuckled and said, "You know, I could throw a $1,000 bill out of the window right now and make . . . more
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December 12, 2006 09:51 AM EST --
I'm sending you this letter in a bogus software company envelope so you'll be sure to read it. Please forgive the deception, but I thought you should know what's been going on since your computer . . . more
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November 18, 2006 09:13 AM EST --
Every day, a male co-worker walks up very close to a lady at the coffee
machine, inhales a big breath of air, and tells her that her hair smells
nice.
After a week of this, she can't stand it . . . more
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July 30, 2006 10:55 PM EDT --
Once upon a time there was a Norway rat who made his living as a freelance experiment subject, running mazes and gulping diet soda for . . . more
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May 06, 2006 09:33 PM EDT --
First published February 3, 2006
When I was a kid, my parents loved to humiliate me by hugging me in public, or to crush my dreams of glory by keeping me from sky-diving off the tool shed. Back then, . . . more
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July 21, 2006 03:19 PM EDT --
What I've Learned So Far... Today
Your Daily (More Or Less) Dose of Satire
July 21, 2006
With his new movie, Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest breaking all box office records, cinema . . . more
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May 18, 2006 01:18 PM EDT --
This is hiliarious!!! Follow the directions below to put a sentence together.
Pick the month you were born:
January--I kicked
February--I loved
March--I smoked
April--I dry humped
May--I choked on
June--I . . . more
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