Tag: funny
group name: laugh
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April 19, 2008 01:53 AM EDT --
Fritos.... You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
American Airlines peanuts.... Instructions: open packet, eat nuts
Mark and Spencer's . . . more
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April 19, 2008 02:02 AM EDT --
Interstate 10 near Phoenix AZ... State Prison: do not stop for hitchhikers
Highway 26, Idaho Falls, Idaho... Warning to tourists: don't laugh at the natives
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April 19, 2008 01:56 AM EDT --
Little Ones Baby lotion... keep away from children
Fetish Body Mist... not for intimate hygiene
Dial Soap... Directions: use like regular soap
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April 19, 2008 01:59 AM EDT --
Komatsu floodlight... this floodlight is capable of illuminating large areas, even in the dark
Fire extinguisher... caution: non-flammable
Earplugs... these . . . more
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April 12, 2008 06:34 PM EDT --
Dumbest State Laws Part 4
New Mexico: State officials ordered 400 words of "sexually explicit material" to be cut from Romeo and Juliet.
New York: New Yorkers . . . more
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April 12, 2008 06:37 PM EDT --
Dumbest State Laws Part 5
South Dakota: Movies that show police officers being struck, beaten, or treated in an offensive manner are forbidden.
Tennessee: Driving is not . . . more
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October 10, 2008 02:44 PM EDT --
1. English: I Love You
2. Spanish: Te Amo
3. French: Je T'aime
4. German: lch Liebe Dich
5. Russian: Ya Lublu tbya
6. Thai: . . . more
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April 11, 2008 10:45 PM EDT --
Someone sent me this....had to share. It's too cute!
Well, Girl Potato and Boy Potato had eyes for each other, and finally they got married, and had a little sweet potato, which they . . . more
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September 04, 2006 09:36 PM EDT --
What Religion is Your Bra?
A man walked into the ladies department of a Macy's and shyly walked up to the woman behind the counter and said, "I'd like to buy a bra for my wife.
What . . . more
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September 07, 2006 10:22 AM EDT --
An old man was sitting on his front porch down in Louisiana watching the sun rise. He sees the neighbor's kid walk by carrying something big under his arm. He yells out "Hey boy, whatcha . . . more
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March 24, 2007 11:39 PM EST --
You don't care where your spouse goes, just as long as you don't have to go along.
Middle age is when it takes longer to rest than to get tired.
By the time a man is wise enough to watch his . . . more
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May 13, 2006 07:08 AM EDT --
This was told me by a friend in Texas who was told this tale by an online friend in Michigan who received it from .... Well you get the picture and I hope you enjoy this funny tale.
A priest, a Pentecostal . . . more
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December 17, 2006 10:45 AM EST --
A Parable Explaining Why Hunters Shouldn't Be Doctors
Elmer Fudd and his buddy Sam are out in the woods hunting wascally wabbits...when suddenly, Sam grabs his chest and falls to the ground. He doesn't . . . more
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October 08, 2008 04:51 PM EDT --
The Rector will preach his farewell message, after which the choir will sing: 'Break Forth Into Joy.'
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Irving Benson and Jessie Carter . . . more
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December 12, 2006 09:51 AM EST --
I'm sending you this letter in a bogus software company envelope so you'll be sure to read it. Please forgive the deception, but I thought you should know what's been going on since your computer . . . more
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April 12, 2008 06:28 PM EDT --
Dumbest state laws part 1
Alabama: It is illegal for a driver to be blindfolded while operating a vehicle.
Alaska: No one may tie their pet dog to the roof of a car.
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April 12, 2008 06:30 PM EDT --
Dumbest State Laws Part 2
Hawaii: Billboards are outlawed.
Idaho: Riding a merry-go-round on Sundays is considered a crime.
Illinois: You may be arrested for vagrancy . . . more
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April 12, 2008 06:32 PM EDT --
Dumbest State Laws Part 3
Massachusetts: It is illegal to give beer to hospital patients.
Michigan: Adultery is illegal, but can only be punished upon a complaint by the . . . more
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April 19, 2008 01:48 AM EDT --
REAL WARNINGS FOUND ON:
Wheelbarrow.... do not use when temperature exceeds 140 Farenheit.
Craftsman Push Mower.... Do not attempt to remove blade while . . . more
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November 18, 2006 09:13 AM EST --
Every day, a male co-worker walks up very close to a lady at the coffee
machine, inhales a big breath of air, and tells her that her hair smells
nice.
After a week of this, she can't stand it . . . more
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